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Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a penguin. →

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Jan 17 Reblogged

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Jan 17 Reblogged

affettuoso:

ganondorph:

from yesterday’s newspaper.

I think we can all relate to this in some way.

Wait why did they make a comic about me

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lovequotesrus: Photo Courtesy: epiphanygabrielle

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Jan 17 Reblogged

I’ve got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

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Jan 17 Reblogged

nicolascagesempai:

Writing an essay

Finishing the essay

Turning the essay in

Jan 17 Reblogged

When people ask me why I don’t have any tattoos, I ask them “Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?”

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Jan 16 Reblogged

  • Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
  • Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
  • Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
  • Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
  • Me: Good night.

Jan 16 Reblogged

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Jan 16 Reblogged

Finding someone who likes the same things as you

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